First it was Forbes Magazine and now it’s NDTV. Why do people not give me awards? It’s a conspiracy that needs to be investigated at the highest level because I don’t like being ignored.
NDTV Profit business channel recently held their ‘Business Leadership Awards’ or as I like to call it: NDTV’s annual exercise in kissing asses of India’s richest men. Now I’m okay with anyone kissing anyone else’s ass as long as they kiss mine also.
NDTV gave awards to:
A.)Sunil Mental from Hair-Tel which ensures them and their staff a free lifetime supply of magnetic hair raising SIM cards with A.R Rahman’s complementary mobile ringtone.
B.)Muk-hays Ambani -because he found gas where no one else dared to look. Not in public toilets but the Bay of Bengal. Now NDTV gets free gas.
C.)Punj Lloyd-A company I made famous because I invested in it even before NDTV had heard of it.
D.)Lalu Yadav- Now NDTV gets free Railway tickets.
NDTV needs to give me an award also. I’m a leader and a businessman and I have my own ship making me eligible for a Business Leadership Award.
Aamir khan does not act for awards. Similarly I don’t invest for awards though I would like to say that I have been winning SEBI’s ‘Investor of the Year’ award right from 1984.I have won in both the Popular Choice and Critics Choice categories. It shows that I’m a comprehensive investor.
Ignoring the biggest bull in the Indian market is a bad sign for the Indian economy. No wonder the Sensex keeps tanking everyday.
NDTV has a bad habit of pissing me off. They call me on their shows but never let me finish saying what I want.Prannoy Toy keeps cutting me off and my screen time .So what if I speak for 20 minutes at a stretch and don’t let others talk?
They need to realize that at the current market rate I can easily swoop in and buy all the NDTV stock on the Sensex thereby giving myself control of the company. That will make me the most respected Investor-O-Gative Journalist in the world. I will be the only man who can have myself as a market expert and ask myself why I bought a particular stock on TV when I host a stock analysis show.
The only reason I haven’t yet taken over NDTV is because I respect their attitude towards women.NDTV is a strong woman empowerment organization. They support the feminist movement and hire women journalists to men in the ratio of 1000:1.
I appreciate the fact that a company can provide employment to women who are thin, have an extremely smiley face, an adequate waist line and the willingness to not bear children till their well into their 40’s.
Prannoy Toy hosted this show with the Hon-Her-Able P.Chidambaram who won the award for the ‘Finance Minister of the Year’. Now the minister is NOT going to Washington where George Bush and company will try to solicit 700 billion dollars from him.
George says there’s a liquidity problem. He only needs to give people the liquid they want.
9 COMMENT:
SirG,
In my opinion you need to check out your Portfolio maybe you have not invested enough in NDTV and others have through MF. Awards are always sponsored.
Secondly isn't it time you have your own channel and speak as much as you can I think you will find a SOFA definitely in BIG and DIGITAL quite easily these days. isko laga dala to Life jhinga la la...
About the Minister's visit cancelled I am afraid whether it was important to be in the right fielding position to take catches on this financial circus ground.
Vinod Agarwal - contemplating on buying exclusive rights of this GLOBAL CIRCUS BANK story.
RJ Sir,
Why do u want an award from the #1 nepotist in the Indian Media?? Do u think such awards have any value which r fixed long before they r announced?
NKS,
Of course awards have value!they're made of metal and in today's market metal is highly needed.Get awards and sell them at high prices.
Vinod,
Has Whistling Woods not taught you that awards are a reflection of one's hard(ly) work.Subhash Ghai is an expert at this.
I should get my own channel but when it comes to doing 'Jhinga la la' Aamir Khan dresses up like a boy and a girl.It's scary!
Rakesh-Notices people who dress up like a girl and a boy at the same time.
"Ignoring the biggest bull in the Indian market is a bad sign for the Indian economy" - I agree with your statement, I have never wateched NDTV (females or no females), but promise if you take over, I'll whole heartedly help to get more TRPs.
Maybe the hon-her-(un)able Minister did not get a big pizza chunk from Pizza boss, which was reserved for Silvio Berlusconi
Amit,
Silvio has a bad habit of creating problems,He's from the Italian mob and once tried to mess with me but I'm not called Rakesh Bhai for nothing.
Dear Jhu Jhu
Do you really need an award?
I dont think so!
You are the best-est around here!
The best-(p)est people dont get awards!
Maybe i shall confer you with a Kailas-Ratna award if you still think you need one...
I think there was an important aspect that we seem to have missed...
http://cipher1980.blogspot.com/2008/10/ndtv-business-awards-finance-minister.html
Hey, I possess all the qualities, which are important to be an employee of the organisation, as I have a thin physique, 24x7 smiling face and I can afford to be the same till my late 50's..[;-)][;-P]
I am also ready to be in my early 20's for next 25 years with my enthralling smile.... so, NDTV ppl, what are you looking for... Invite me to add more spice in your spicy news telecast... who knows, I can be the nxt Barkha Dutta ...[:P]
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