Sunday, June 14, 2009

Twins People,TWINS

I would like to inform all of you that my wife and I have once again become parents. Rekha recently gave birth to the newest additions to the Jhunjhunwala family: My twin sons, Aryaman and Aryavir.

That’s right ,I said TWINS, two of a kind from the only one of a kind investor.

Yeah me! And Congratulations .I have once again displayed my incredible prowess as a master of equity diversification. My powerful loins have produced offspring of each type. At first I had a daughter, a member of the female gender. Now I have twin boys, members of the male gender.

Thus I have created a diversified portfolio of the human race in my very own home. Furthermore the first time I had a child, little Nishtha was born as the sole child. This time my wife’s womb has doubled my investment and given me a 100% rate of return by producing two male children.

Question: Do I plan these things out or am I simply an incredible freakin genius whose talents make these things happen out of sheer spontaneity?

Ans: Leave me alone, I am a celebrity. Respect my privacy because Celebrity privacy is more important than ordinary people’s privacy and if you see me in public don’t approach me. If you do I’ll break your face. I refuse to answer questions on my personal life or discuss my legendary methods (Except on CNBC TV18, UTVi and NDTV Profit).

Even though my twins were born quite a while ago I haven’t said anything because my celebrity status automatically attracts unwanted media attention. The damn paparazzi and journalists from India TV have been perched outside my home and office trying to get the first exclusive pictures of my new born twins.

That’s why I have TOPS GROUP security. Nobody gets to the twins except those certified by TOPS GROUP security.

TOPS GROUP was also present a day ago at the Hyatt in Mumbai when I threw a grand lavish party to celebrate the birth of my twins .I could have celebrated the whole thing at any of the Viceroy Hotels in which I hold a major stake but I liked the Hyatt since it's near my IL Palazzo flat.

We had the whole deal- Close Friends, Page 3 Skanks, Family Members, Mini-J, Important Business People, Courteous Hyatt Staff and the stupid Hyatt manager who was extremely eager for me to pay the bill and the Twins of course.

Many people looked at them and said that one of them had my eyes and Rekha’s nose while the other had Rekha’s eyes and my nose. This is when I reminded them that the most important fact was that they each had a pair of eyes and a fully functional nose and they were not my eyes since my eyes are with me or Rekha’s nose which too is with her.

Shankar,Ehsaan and Loy showed up .Frankly, I have no idea what they were doing there but I enjoyed listening to their songs anyway.

Question: Would I invite them if I had another set of twins?

Ans: I don’t answer hypothetical questions.

All in all the Jhunjhunwala family is very happy.

Aryaman Jhunjhunwala and Aryavir Jhunjhunwala – they’re simply so cute just like their dad! May Ganesha keep them happy forever!

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