SHARAD PAWAR: " I Will Guard the Kerala Temple Treasure "

|| OM SRI PADMANABHASWAMIYE NAMAHA ||

Dear Supremely Supreme Personality Rakesh Sir,

 

I Sharad Pawar, am writing this letter to you today not as India’s most successful Agriculture Minister or as India's most successful former Chief Minister of Maharashtra. I also don't write this as the President of the International Cricket Council (ICC).

The fact of the matter is that as a distinguished veteran and daringly honest politician in the Indian democracy, I have accomplished a lot but still there is a deep hole in my heart which can only be filled by doing more for my country and her fellowmen. In Hindi we call this 'PAROPKARI' attitude and it is this attitude that I wanna demonstrate in my future endeavors.

I am writing this letter to your Greatness out of a deep sense of devotion and longing to do sincere heartfelt service for my great country India.

But Rakesh Sir, I cannot do this without your help. This is why I am requesting your legendary guidance and mercy.

I have always wanted to make my fellow countrymen happy. I still remember the day when I won the Cricket World Cup for India after 28 long years. It was an unbelievable feeling and so awesome to see the entire country celebrating that moment!!

All I desire now is to put more smiles like that on the faces of my fellow Indians and this is where I need your divine help.

As you well know there was a huge treasure of many Lakhs of Crores of Rupees and Many Billion Dollars recently found in the secret underground chamber vaults of the Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple in Thiruvanthapuram,Kerala.

By no means is this treasure as big as your multitude of vast treasures Rakesh Sir. I mean your coin purse alone is more valuable than hundreds of such treasures ...combined!

However this money is no small amount for me and as someone who has always been a guardian of wealth I feel I must now be put in charge of the Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple treasure also.

Therefore I beseech you from the bottom of my heart to get me on the Trust Board of the Padmanabhaswamy Temple. The treasure must be guarded for our Great Country's sake.

After a lot of thought I have reached the conclusion that none better than me is best suited to handle this treasure because frankly no one is more suited to guard a treasure than me! I have the necessary experience as I have guarded so many treasures in the past:

- The Abdul Karim Telgi Stamp Paper Treasure

- The Lalit Modi IPL Treasure

- BCCI and ICC Advertising Revenue Treasure

- Maharashtra Government Alliance Partner Treasure

- Agriculture Ministry Treasure

- Sugar Price Management Treasure

- Swiss Bank Hidden Treasure

- Maharashtra Real Estate Treasure

And many many more treasures, etc,etc

Of course while the popular demand is for your greatness to personally interject himself and take charge of this treasure, I know for a fact that your highness never concerns himself with such small treasure which is worth nothing more than a few paltry Crores so I won't even make the mistake of insulting your EPICNESS by even suggesting that you take a hold of the Kerala treasure.

However the world is a place full of thieves and scoundrels. There are those who greedily look upon this treasure as their own. As a proud Indian I feel I must do everything I can in my power to protect this great treasure and therefore I request you to use your influence and get me a position on the trust board which currently administers the treasure.

Only you can fulfill my dream of protecting the treasure Rakesh Sir!

Over the past few days my devotion towards God Padmanabhaswamy has increased exponentially and I am now a fully fledged believer in the Greatest God Sri Padmanabhaswamy!

Some people may be surprised that I have switched allegiance from Maharashtra God Ganesh to Kerala God Padmanabhaswamy but I can't help it. I am a politician. I change sides all the time! So if you really think about it I'm just being honest to myself and because of this honesty I deserve to be the treasure custodian.

Many will say that I lack the religious heritage to be the temple's treasure guardian. This is yet another untruth because I am filled with religious traditional worship of Sri Padmanabhaswamy. Everyday I am more than willing to bathe in the Holy Temple Tank Waters at the crack of dawn and perform Pujas for Shri Padmanabhaswamy.

I have always admired Sri Padmanabhaswamy and it is because of this admiration that I want to serve him. God is tired after carrying the treasure for so many years and he needs rest. Therefore I will step in and take over treasure keeping duties.

I am making sincere efforts to worship Padmanabhaswamy's  treasure as best as I can. I am taking tuition to learn the 1000 names of Vishnu in the sacred Vishnu Sahasranamam text so that I can worship God Padmanabha who is a form of Vishnu afterall. In this regard I have also bought a CD of the Vishnu Sahasranamam sung by none other than Bharat Ratna MS Subbulakshmi so that I can sing it while I am guarding the treasure!!

I am also willing to cut barriers and become a bridge between all Vishnu worshippers. FOR THE SAKE OF PADMANABHA AND THE TREASURE I SHALL EVEN ADOPT THE AUSTERE ‘IYENGAR’ METHOD OF WORSHIP AND PAINT MYSELF ALL OVER WITH THE ICONIC NAMAS OR VAISHNAVITE MARKS JUST SO THAT I CAN WHOLE HEARTEDLY GUARD THE TREASURE.

Now I admit that sometimes guarding the treasure all by myself can be difficult but this is where good help comes in. I propose that a security task force be formed to guard the treasure comprising apart from myself the esteemed Suresh Kalmadi, A.Raja and as a woman member Kanimozhi!

I just want to serve my country by guarding this vast treasure Rakesh Sir so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get me a spot on the Trust Board of the Sri Padmanabhaswamy Temple!!! PLEASE!!!

Yours Treasurely,

Sri Padmanabhaswamy's Most Worshipful Devotee and Humble Servant,

Sharad Pawar

SHARAD PAWAR: 

“I Am Willing To Accept the Responsibility of Guarding the Kerala Sri Padmanabhaswamy Temple Treasure”

Progression : A Poem

The UPA's second rule

Was supposed to be cool.

But the common man is simply a tool,

Someone to be thought of as a fool.

Today they sit in Delhi celebrating 2 years of their second reign,

Trying to be unaware of everyone’s pain.

In the time they've been there,

Take a look at what we've had to bear:

Ashok Chavan steals flats,

He lies and hides the facts.

He was supposed to be the Chief Minister,

Instead he ended up an Adarsh trickster;

We can now call him a THIEF MINISTER.

Those flats belong to the Army,

If I were a Soldier he'd grab my home and harm me.

This fellow's task was to organize the Commonwealth Games,

Instead he played his own Wealth Games.

He's hidden the money well and gone to prison.

Stealing the country's money is nothing short of treason.

His name is Suresh Kalmadi,

Making him organize the CWG was a monumental tragedy.

Lalit Bhanot is his deputy,

His definition of the "standard" is a beauty.

Paisa kha kha ke Lalit Mota ho Gaya.

Lo ji! Desh ka Maal phir se chori ho Gaya .

Then there is Andimuthu Raja,

2G Spectrum ka Maharaja.

How many in Tamil Nadu starve without any money?

While his Dr.Kalaignar gorges on the finest honey?

Today the DMK is angry that their Kani is in jail,

Because Ram Jethmalani couldn't get her bail.

They don't care that she stole India’s money,

Forget Kanimozhi, we can all call her Kani-money.

The United Progressive Alliance.

I see unity and I see an alliance.

But the only Progression,

Is a hardcore Combination,

Of soul sucking Inflation ,

And as always of good old Corruption.

It took this man to stop eating

To remind them to stop cheating!

Kapil Sibal is breast beating,

He'll do anything to ensure the Lokpal's defeating.

CD's are made by Amar Singh,

Phone calls are gotten by Digvijay Singh ,

Now you know why Singh is King.

This isn't just a rant against the UPA,

I haven't forgotten the NDA.

I still remember the Coffin Scam,

+ The IC814 Clusterf^ck,

+ Gujarat

It’s impossible to forget 26/ 11,

The only thing he does is "condemn" 24/7

The Americans went into Pakistan,

Swooping in like Shaktimaan,

They smashed Osama,

Because that bold decision was made by Obama.

We on the other hand can't even hang a Kasab

Or an Afzal Guru.

Kyunki darr hain inko

Na jaane kya ho jaaye shuru?!!!

Saalon tum sab darte raho,

Aur darr hatane ke liye Mountain Dew peete raho.

Darr Mein Hi Chalo,

Aur Chunlu Bhar Paani Mein Doob Maro.

The Indian Political Alphabet Chart

Check out the super-mega-awesome Alphabet Chart being taught at the National Corruption Institute Of India(NCII). I am so happy that Kids are getting the education they need.