As I look out for new
Investment opportunities, this being a constant quest I land upon many
interesting avenues. After
the Muhurat Trading of Samvat 2068, I am wondering if the next big
Investment Sector in India is the field of POLITICAL MEDICINE. I recently received this brochure and am seriously
considering picking up a stake in SAFE
HAVEN HOSPITAL. Looks like a super-mega-duper-Guaranteed Multibagger!
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SAFE
HAVEN HOSPITAL®
recognized by the Indian Medical Council
accredited with ISO 9800:2011 Rating and awarded 5/5 stars by Taran Adarsh proudly announces the
countrywide launch of its highly praised critically acclaimed POLITICIAN
RESCUE PROGRAM™
ÞIdeally suited for Scam
Tainted, Criminally Charged, Jail Bound MLA's and MP'S
ÞExcellent Hospitality provided
to Police and CBI arrested political criminals. Experience the finest
experience in POLITICAL MEDICINE! We Provide the ultimate SAFE HAVENS to Politicians.
ÞTake
advantage of our world class infrastructure! Relax in your own 5 STAR AC Hospital
Room/Ward where our dedicated Hospital Staff will protect you from Law
Enforcement Agencies
ÞRecommended
by highly respected scamster politicians who have experienced our facilities first hand like Madhu Koda, Amar Singh, BS Yeddyurappa, A.Raja,
Suresh Kalmadi, Amit Shah, Mickey
Pacheco and many more!
ÞGet
'Just Like Home' feeling with your very own LCD TV, Jacuzzi, King Size Bed, custom
made politician Kurta/Sari attire all in your very own Room/Ward!
ÞBe
provided with the best possible Medical Care by our highly qualified team of Doctors
and Surgeons who will easily testify in Court that you have serious Medical
Conditions which will help you avoid Jail and stay instead in our Hospital!
ÞChoose
your very own disease to be diagnosed with such as Malaria, Pneumonia,
Constipation, Diarrhea, Sexually Transmitted Diseases like Chlamydia and
Gonorrhea or stick to the popular options like "High BP",
"Stomach Pain" and "Breathing Trouble"
ÞTake advantage of our own
highly specialized Hospital Legal Cell who will work with our Doctors to ensure
that you get bail for your Medical condition and thus avoid Jail!
ÞEnjoy 100% secure and Extensive
Wi-Fi + 3G Internet to conduct your secret online Swiss Banking transactions
without fear
ÞGet access to our grand Hospital
Meeting Room which you can use to meet with political colleagues to strategize
how you can avoid being prosecuted by law despite being a corrupt scamster
ÞChoose from any of our
attractively priced ARREST AVOIDANCE PACKAGES©™ to suit your needs :
So what are you waiting for? If you are a Politician who is in Jail or about to be sent there admit yourself in SAFE HAVEN HOSPITAL® immediately. Avoid Jail time and enjoy life in hospital instead fulltime! GET THE BEST IN POLITICAL MEDICINE TODAY WITH SAFE HAVEN HOSPITAL. GET ADMITTED TODAY!
