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The Jhunjhunwala Times: Telebrands To Sue Telemall Over Rights To Nazar Kawach

 

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Jhunjhunwala News Network 
27th June 2011

Following in the footsteps of popular suer Arindam Chaudhuri who sued Google last week, five star rated international  multinational globally local Homeshopping company Telebrands© has decided to sue competitor Telemall© for selling what it alleges to be  "Direct and Blatant Copying" of Telebrands’ Nazar Raksha Kawach.

Telebrands which filed the case earlier today in the Ghaziabad District Civil Court has accused Telemall on multiple charges of Copyright Infringement, Trademark Violation, Plagiarism, Wrongful Licensing and Concept Violation in selling the Nazar Kawach. The Kawach is sold by Telemall through its wholly owned subsidiary Shraddha Sky Shop™.

The Nazar Kawach which was voted as ‘Product of the Year’ at the recently concluded World Homeshopping Expo in Las Vegas has been a source of controversy ever since it was introduced first by Telebrands in September last year and by Telemall barely a week later.

Both companies have since claimed that they invented the Kawach which is used primarily as an evil-eye repellant or as the product name suggests, protects the wearer from ‘Boori Nazar’.

In the case filing, Telebrands have indicated that Telemall have copied the Telebrands 'Nazar RAKSHA Kawach' and are selling an identical product as 'Nazar SURAKSHA Kawach'

Speaking for Telebrands, its Chief Legal Officer Mr.Mukund Rajvanshi said "It's ridiculous that Telemall have copied our Nazar Raksha Kawach and are selling it so shamelessly. We invented the Raksha Kawach because of which many people have benefitted. Take the case of Rohit from Haryana, he earlier had no hands, no job, no money, no wife and looked like a disfigured constipated Pig but after he used Telebrands Nazar Raksha Kawach his life changed! Now he looks like Brad Pitt, has a steady job and lots of cash. Oh! Nazar Raksha Kawach also helped him grow his hands back. Now whenever he feels like scratching he can do it easily because he has hands."

Responding to the allegations, Telemall CEO Ms.Mayawati Swaraj said “ALL ALLEGATIONS ARE BASELESS AND POLITICALLY MOTIVATED. It’s ridiculous that Telebrands are suing us. We should be the ones suing them because the Nazar Kawach is our idea! We filed the patent for it first but because they have more resources they developed it first. In any case our Nazar Kawach is definitely better than theirs because our Kawach uses GOOD VIBRATION SYSTEM which is more effective than their MAGNETIC PROTECTION POWER”

"Our Kawach which is called Nazar Suraksha Kawach provides SURAKSHA but their Nazar Raksha Kawach provides only RAKSHA. Now you tell me which is better Raksha or Suraksha? They are just scared of customers buying our product over theirs because ours is better"

The media may have termed this as 'The Battle of the Kawachs' but another battle may be brewing on political lines. While the Congress Party has been a longtime supporter of Telebrands, the BJP has been an equally staunch supporter of Telemall. As one political commentator described it "This could well turn out to be a pitched battle leading to votebank politics as it will be projected as a battle between a Secular Kawach and a Communal Kawach"

Will the real Nazar Kawach please stand up?

Hey Ted Strickland, You’re Gonna Get It Now BITCH, Mulayam Singh Yadav Is Coming To Ohio To Whoop Your Ass!

For the past few days I’ve been in a celebratory mood .My blood levels have been saturated with an infinite amount of Biryani following Eid & over the last few days I have been self indulgent gorging my luscious taste buds on the wonderfully delicious plethora of sweetmeats and savories that I must endure because of God Ganesha’s Happy Birthday!!! Despite my Diabetes problem I have taken it upon myself to finish an abundant supply of Ladoos,Modaks,Burfis,Kheer and every other sugar based food item the Indian civilization has produced all in an effort to please God Ganesha. Afterall I look like him!

I’ve also celebrated by updating my extremely rare and priceless collection of Ganesha statues. For the Ganesh festival I acquired the ancient, unique and magnificent GXQKMI789 model Ganesha statue. There are only 2 statues of this particular Ganesha and I now have one of them. The other is locked away in a sealed compartment guarded by the fiercest security at the mansion of one Rahul Mahajan. Pretty soon I shall steal it at which time I will possess both the GXQKMI789 Ganesha statues leading me and God Ganesha to exalt joyously, simultaneously forcing Rahul Mahajan in a pit of despair.

In the meanwhile an attempt has been made to obstruct cash money that I am by virtue of being the World’s Greatest Investor & The World’s 937^th Richest Man entitled to rule over. The man behind this nefarious scheme is Ted Strickland, The Governor of the American State of Ohio who recently made a decision to ban the outsourcing of jobs from Ohio to India.

This development directly concerns me simply because it gets in the way of the currency notes that would have otherwise nestled in the warmth and safety of one of my many cozy bank vaults.

The jobs that are outsourced to India allow Indian companies to make money and when these companies make money, I derive money from them as I invest in some of these companies.

Ted Strickland’s outsourcing ban has gotten in the way of my money and whenever somebody stands in between me and my money, it becomes personal. Like a gangster I will squeeze out every last penny from one who owes me money and chase him to the most solitary corner of the universe and reign the apocalypse down on his ass till he pays .They don’t call me RAKESH BHAI for nothing….right.

In fact if Osama Bin Laden owed me even a single paisa I’d have found him by now and beat his ass black and blue till there would be nothing left of him for the Americans to gather. NEVER EVER STAND IN THE WAY OF A MARWARI’S MONEY LET ALONE RAKESH BHAI’S MONEY.

THE VERY ESSENCE OF MY VERY NAME IS EMBEDDED WITH MONEY. EVERYBODY KNOWS I’M ALL ABOUT KICKING ASS AND MAKING CASH AND I SIMPLY NEVER TIRE OF SAYING IT OR BETTER - DOING IT!

See, I wouldn’t have had a problem with Ted Strickland’s Ohio Outsourcing ban if it were an economic decision. But I know that the bugger has his eyes on the Ohio Mid Term Elections. So in effect this is a political decision.

So if Ted Strickland wants to play politics he’d better get ready. I’m dispatching a special political operative to deal with Strickland. His name is Mulayam Singh Yadav and pretty soon Ohio will be converted into Uttar Pradesh. You wanna play politics, fine! Let’s see how you deal with an Indian politician – especially Mulayam Singh Yadav.

Mulayam Singh Yadav will restore the Indian right to do American jobs at a cheaper rate.

Ted Strickland has powerful friends like Michelle and Barack Obama:

Mulayam Singh has even more powerful friends like Laloo Yadav, Amar Singh, Ram Vilas Paswan and the guy who acted in Munnabhai MBBS.

Ted Strickland studied hard and obtained many degrees from many prestigious universities.

Mulayam Singh Yadav on the other hand said “Screw Studies, I’m riding a cycle to work everyday”

Strickland asks people to vote for him by answering questions, encouraging debates and promoting healthy discussion on government policy.

Mulayam Singh never asks, he commands people to vote for him because if someone does not vote for Mulayam Singh Yadav he sends Samajwadi Party workers to their house and this is what they do to them.

Ted Strickland takes a personal interest in the education of the children of Ohio.

Mulayam Singh never troubles children by telling them to study. Any child’s education is considered complete if he/she learns the Samajwadi Party manifesto by heart.

Strickland thinks he is cool because he wears army clothes.

Mulayam Singh is way cooler because he pimps out in his red hat.

Ted Strickland supports Free Speech and the right to freedom of speech and expression.

Mulayam Singh gives long SPEECHES for FREE across Uttar Pradesh therefore he supports FREE SPEECH even more than Strickland.

Ted Strickland is appreciated by kids and teenagers.

Mulayam Singh is supremely appreciated not only by teenagers and kids who wear Mulayam Singh face masks whenever they bathe as a sign of appreciation but also the entire buffalo population of Uttar Pradesh.

Ted Strickland backs Obama and supports the theme of ‘CHANGE WE NEED’

Mulayam Singh gets change by any means necessary including the begging bowl.

Ted Strickland is a strong advocate of reading.

The only reading Mulayam Singh ever did in his whole life was when he had to read the oath at the Swearing In Ceremony for the Chief Ministership of Uttar Pradesh.

Ted Strickland inspires young children to join politics.

Mulayam Singh inspires his own children like his son Akhilesh Singh Yadav to join politics.

Ted Strickland is an avid supporter of Ohio’s Baseball team – The Cleveland Indians.

Mulayam Singh has awesome MAN-BOOBS. This shows he is an enormous supporter of THE CLEAVAGE-LAND INDIANS.

Moral Of The Story: Uttar Pradesh + Mulayam Singh > Ohio + Ted Strickland