Those who’re reading this entry in my journal(including Shankar Sharma)are probably telling themselves that this is going to be yet another discourse on how Shri.Rakesh Jhunjhunwala singlehandedly sunk the communists,delivered a stable UPA government headed by a former finance minister who will make sure that Rakesh Jhunjhunwala gets richer, made the nose-digging third and fourth fronts disappear and prevented the entry of Yashwant Sinha into the Finance Ministry.To those people I have this to say:
You’re absolutely bloody right!
I mean come on! I’m never ever going to miss a chance to subtly highlight to the rest of the world how much of a genius I am.What do you in fact think I’ve been doing on CNBC TV18 and NDTV Profit for the last two days, huh?
I’ve been throwing around phrases like ‘This Is a Vote for Stability’,’ It’s A Vote against Divisive Politics’ and ‘The Government Will Be Stable For The Next Five Years’.
All this basically means 1 thing and 1 thing only, that in the next five years I’m going to be a hell of a lot richer than I already am and the bloody Communists can’t do a single thing about it.
I’ve forced the sickle makers into a remote corner within the country. In that remote corner the Marxists are busy applying marks on themselves and others. The sight of a FRIED CARROT always pleases me especially when the Fried Carrot is none other than PRAKASH CARROT.
D.Raja will no longer appear on my domain and bark like a howling dog that repeatedly changes the language of its bark from English to Tamil and Tamil to English. Right.
Sitaram Yuck-Ury will be unable to holler his ridiculous anti market ideas on TV.
The communists are ripping each other apart in their politburo meetings and I like it. Maybe they’ll get bored and beat themselves with their hammers. That way they’ll be entirely gone.
It took thirty seconds for the Sensex to jump by over 2000 points after I got rid of the communists. In market terms pundits say that the Sensex has hit the upper circuit.
This is why I recommend the use of Havell’s Circuit Breakers.The communists haven’t used Havell’s, this is why they’re saying ‘SHOCK LAGAA LAGAA, SHOCK LAGAA’.
Isn’t it ironic that at the time that Sonia Gandhi achieves her biggest victory, the man who murdered her husband and made her a widow is lying as a corpse having his body eaten by flies and maggots?
That’s what happens when you kill thousands including our Prime Minister you stupid filthy son of a bitch.
Now that he’s gone and the recession is making jobs hard to find I wonder what Vaiko will do from now on? But if he enters my Bombay Stock Exchange, I’ll be sure to banish him to communist land where like the other communists he can dance around their sacred idol-the politburo.
Mission accomplished.
