I prepared the following birthday greeting to be sent by post to my US arch-rival. As I wrote earlier about Mr. Warren Buffett (Warbuff), I am tired of being compared to him. That won't stop me from wishing him errr... well on his 77th birthday as the older he gets the closer I get to being the Global Investment guru. A few of the India diaspora in the US claim that my name has floated around Omaha as a possible successor to Warbuff although I haven't heard from the old man.
Anyway I've copied the card I've sent him below:
The note I included with the card:
Warren,
When the markets slip don't lose your balance. There are people counting on you to make them money which in turn makes you money which in turn makes the Gates foundation wealthier which allows them to screw up the emerging world with their handouts.
Lastly, I like to quote Winny Churchill when I am feeling particularly giddy,
"Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed." - Winston Churchill
