This is
the photo of a great man.Take a good, hard look.
This is
what he said :
I have
therefore decided to make a comparative analysis of the hon-her- able Ajit
Pawar and the salty end product of protein metabolism in vertebrates called
urine.
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Urine
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Ajit Pawar
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Human waste product
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Universal waste product
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Described by many as
'piss'
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Described by many as a
'Piece of shit'
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Color - varies from
transparent to shades of yellow
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Changes color according
to political environment and climate
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Created by excretion
process
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Created by election
process
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Dull,non-living thing not
helpful to farmers
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Lifeless product which
expects farmers to use urine
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Thriving ground for
bacteria and disease
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Thriving ground for
corruption and insensitivity
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Associated with waste products like crap and vomit
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Associated with waste
bodies like RR Patil and Sharad Pawar
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Longer it stays in the
body the more pain and discomfort it causes
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Longer it stays in the
country more pain and discomfort it causes
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Foul smelling + acidic
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Foul talking + acidic
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Conclusion
: Urine does not have a mustache.
