Now that the Oscars are FINALLY OVER I won’t have to hear the words ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ till the next time someone decides to do a film about a boy who encounters situations in his life that lead him to become a millionaire by answering questions on a game show hosted by Anil Kapoor.Oh yeah there’s a love story or whatever but being a legendary investor I was interested in the ‘millionaire’ part of the film.
But thanks to this exclusive article from The Jhunjhunwala Times, I have to listen to it all over AGAIN.
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By a Staff Reporter,
The Jhunjhunwala Times,
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Chandrachur Singh – the man best known for having both his eyes occupying two different places in his eyeball sockets had this very interesting statement to make about the Oscar winning film ‘Slumdog Millionaire’; “It’s amazing I tell you, an Indian film produced by an Englishman winning an Oscar is amazing.”
“It shows how open and accommodating the American society has become. There were days when they used to run away from young boys shitting in public. Today they watch in admiration as young Indian boys empty their bowels.”
Though he added quite despairingly “See back when I was the #1 star in Bollywood, movies then were unfortunately not viewed in the same light.”
“Many of my superhit films were way too controversial and ahead of their times. That’s why they were never nominated for the Oscar otherwise India would have won the Oscar years ago.”
He added quite profoundly “For example in the case of ‘DAAG – THE FIRE’, a film that I acted in was such a profoundly insightful film that many Americans had to call scientists from NASA to understand what exactly was going on.”
“It was revolutionary in every sense of the word when we added a sub- textual note in ‘THE FIRE’. We could have simply left the film as ‘DAAG’ but we added the term ‘THE FIRE’. Many people criticized us for adding the term. The MNS, Shiv Sena and the Ram Sena burnt posters of our film. The Indian government was scared of sending the film to the Oscars fearing a backlash.”
“But today everyone adds subtexts to their titles. We started that”
“The Oscar awards academy in fact wrote an official letter to the Indian government requesting them not to send ‘DAAG-THE FIRE’ because of the negative impact it might have on youngsters. A study conducted then showed that eight out of every ten kids would in all probability actually think that the word ‘DAAG’ meant fire even though DAAG actually means stain.”
“See when that happened the detergent companies actually pressured the US academy to pressure the Indian government so that ‘DAAG-THE FIRE’ would not get nominated. Surf and Tide were really scared that people would burn the DAAG’s on their clothes with fire and not remove the DAAG with detergent.”
Hinting at how his own performance in the film never came to garner an academy award because of the controversy surrounding the film Chandrachur had this to say “My performance in DAAG is one of the greatest performances of all time. I had to perform despite the sheer shrill tone of Mahima Chowdhary’s voice and the distractions of Sanjay Dutt.”
He continued “It’s a monumental effort for me to even look at the camera because my eyes focus in different directions and that gives me a headache. However Slumdog’s win has more than made up for all of that.”
Finally he added quite sadly “I am still disappointed that the academy did not consider DAAG-THE FIRE for the Oscar.”




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Aap itne funni ho aur itne kool bhi ho..
Jai ho to the Gr8 Inverstor of India.
Waise Jhunjhunwala times missed onto the interviews of Rehman's doodhwala's padausi's son..that wd've been something :P
The movie Gunda should have been given the Oscar awards. See it on Youtube and I am sure you will agree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qDZpvxKmrQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPC90Rclfoo
Hi Rj,
The global crisis is getting worse day by day. What is your personal view. Whether India will recover by 2012?
Thanks
DPM
@DPM,
I suggest you apply for citizenship of Jhunjunistan (I can refer you, if you want) to be free from all economic worries.
But you better start by cutting 'Rj' crap and addressing our leader with respect.
BTW Rakeshji, did you know that 'furman' Anil Kapoor is going to be a TV host? Apparently Larry King adviced him to do that and he only charged him one liver and a kidney for that advice. Good deal isn't it?
SirG,
I am concerned with fewer and fewer pages in print media how well will the JHUNJHUNWALA TIMES survive without the ads?
Oscars are over but the FILMFARES are not.How about giving SDM the best movie award for shooting mumbai...the way it never was!! (26/11 not intended)
Chandrachur Singh must see Laga chunari mein DAAG and recommend an OSCAR. May be he gets a role in YRF films opp Rani.
Vinod Agarwal - TOL MOL Ke BOl !! SC is watching.
@NotAnonymous,
Mr. 'A**' , this is proper to address you atleast. My question represents my faith in RJ(I do not want to tell more 2 you). I have been posting comments for long enough on this blog. I am very sorry if Rakeshji has felt insulted ever due to me.
It seems that you are very close to our leader as you can refer me. I unable to imagine now that guys like you have been appointed(??) to guard him.
Thanks
DPM
Next project :
The Fire - "Daag"
:))
@DPM,
You are hereby informed that your file in the Ministry of State security of Jhunjunistan has been updated. Further dissidence could result could severly jeopardize your chances of citizenship.
just confused who is the lead hero in Daag - the fire ?? Sanju Bava or Chandrachur Singh ?
Sirius Black,
Doodhwala's son was busy with INDIA TV.
Ibu Hatela,
You have shown me an excellent film.I am now waiting for the DVD of Gunda -'Chudail ki kasam'.
DPM,
THE BIGGER THE BAILOUT THE WORSE THE RECOVERY.
Notanonymous and DPM,
It's creepy when guys fight over me,usually girls fight over me because I'm sexy.As dudes stop fighting, but if you're girls carry on.
P.S:I'm not sexist ,I'm just Sexy.
Hobo,
Yes,part 2 shall be called that.
Abhishek,
Neither,'The Fire' is the lead in 'DAAG-the fire'.
Vinod,
Don't worry about ads.If I need to I shall use mobile advertising with Onkia mobile.
If SDM gets the Filmfare then YRF will be angry.In India YRF>SDM.
Chandrachur Singh will NEVER see 'Laga chunari mein DAAG',He will only see 'Laga chunari mein DAAG-THE FIRE'.
Rakesh: Likes subtitles.
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