My heart is filled with joy. Well it’s actually filled with blood but if I were to designate the heart as an organ within the human body that were to denote the feeling of love and unbound happiness then I would consequently say that joy is the overwhelming emotion that fills my heart (even though in reality my heart is filled with blood and not joy).In fact it is not possible to fill the heart with joy unless someone were to surgically remove the heart and place the letters ‘J’,’O’ and ‘Y’ in exactly that order. Even then the heart will be filled with the name of the word that indicates joy and not the feeling of joy.
Therefore Yash chopra has learnt two important lessons today:
a) His face resembles the face of Spiderman.
b) It is impossible to fill the heart with joy therefore stop saying the same damn thing in your lame ass movies over and over again you PENCIL HEADED BALD FREAK.
For those that haven’t heard my arch enemy named SHANKAR SHARMA has just been banned by the Securities and Exchange Board of India also called SEBI from trading on the Indian stock markets for one whole year.
WHOOPEE !!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!+!!
When I first heard this bit of news I decided to celebrate. Immediately I put on my most expensive white shirt and pair of grey trousers and danced to the hit Tamil song Manmatha Rasa.Check it out:
But that’s when it hit me. Shankar Sharma is once again messing with me.
As a bear he does not want to spend a single rupee of his clients' hard earned cash in this stock market. Not at a time when the Americans are calling it a recession.
He simply wants to save all his money and start investing a year later when the markets will be much better.
That’s the reason why he got himself banned by the SEBI for one whole year, the stupid shit.
During this one year he’ll take a holiday and spend his millions(I have billions)vacationing in the West Indies with his wife CRAZY KUNG FU HAIR LADY and make ‘guest appearances’ on CNBC-TV18.
It’s a superb plan and it will work if not for me.
I’m going to make sure that Shankar Sharma is DE-BANNED by SEBI and that he gets back to making ridiculous stock picks immediately.
What he doesn’t realize is that Great Bulls (like me) need to kick the asses of bears (like him) so that the rest of the world knows why the bulls are great, more importantly why I’m great.
How can I prove my genius if my genius cannot be compared to the lameness of Shankar Sharma?
Shankar Sharma is my complete opposite except he’s less sexy than me, less intelligent and poorer than me.
I’m like BATMAN and he’s the JOKER. I’m Mulayam Singh and he’s my Mayawati. I’m Sachin Tendulkar and he’s Shane Warne. I’m Harbhajan and he’s Andrew Symonds.
I’m INDIAN IDOL and he’s AMUL ‘STAR VOICE OF INDIA’.
Life for me is complete only with my AMUL STAR VOICE OF INDIA.
I need my ‘Star Voice of India’.I’m going to make sure that SEBI removes his ban immediately.
At the end of the day the only guy allowed to ban Shankar Sharma is ME.
22 COMMENT:
Great post on Shankar there. I too hate him, not as much as you, but almost there. Thanks for sharing your views on the bear.
This is a request
Please post the links to your videos, like the one on ET NOW equity market. I am not able to watch the tv channels so it would be great if you can give me the links. I found some links from some sites...
was good but not as good as the past ones...but anyways wonderful by all standards! Keep it up!
http://twitter.com/anjan01
For a guy supposed to be a big bear he gets himself banned during bear markets. Even during 2000-01 period he was banned or was under investigation along with crazy kungfu hair lady. Perhaps him wanting to go "short" is more in sympathy with his body part ;)
Rakeshji is spot on in wanting to get him unbanned. Thank god for Rakeshji. I shudder to think what our country would have been without him. Rakeshji should become PM.
PS: Is it true that during bear markets Rakesjhi trades by standing upside down ?
Shankar - Sharm Aa, is actually someone jisse Sharam ko Sharam aati hai!
Why are you idolizing him all the way, suddenly from last 18 months or so, by giving him the stature of someone who might be your contemporary and deserving of a status as your enemy number one.
That guy is no match of yours in wit, honesty and understanding of the psychology of the market. He is just a number-crunching bloke who can fit in arguments on either side (bullish or bearish) at the flip of a hat.
One wonders what has pressured you into granting a bloke of no-pedigree a stature as deserving of such sobriquets as you use.
Perhaps, the hint from your gibber about him then is that hatred is but one form of love, albeit as twisted as it could get.
Why dont you be the Rakesh Ji you have been known to. Leave that scum alone.
Manish,
'I too hate him';Thats two of us ha!ha!ha!
Johns,
Your query is under investigation by Noida Police.
Anjan,
In the past I have posted many not just ones or two's.Cricket match samjha hain kya?
Anonymous,
I like the way you think.Approach me for a job but change your name from 'anonymous' to something else.
Anonymous#2,
You are obviously my fan but I never praise Shankar,I only highlight his stupidity.
Sir
The opposite of love ain't hatred. The opposite of love is the act of ignoring this bloke.
You are a master at the ignoring.. your style of looking past a guy right through the window behind him is unparalleled.. why dont you give this same treatment to Shankar Sharm A as well that you give to hundreds of poor minnions visiting your glamorous office..
Good to know that you have a glamorous office ( thnx to anonymous ), if u hav some extra office space, y dont u giv summer internships to poor mbas? We are searching for summers these days. You will get someone to fill your office space free of cost :)
@Johns,
do you know how to drive a tractor? If not better learn one soon. Atleast thats what Jim Rogers advices.
You people are spying on my office.I might have to step up security but don't worry I own TOPS Group security.
Ah... that's a good idea...
I can setup a tractor driving institute. The next big thing :)
In 2008 he was right n u were wrong ...u should keep that in back of ur mind and respect him rather than screwing his happiness ..!!
Wow ur blog is Awesome!!!!
I just happened to visit this blog n
I thought how on the earth I missed this One!!!
Gr8 going Dude!!!
sir . u r great ur wishdom and humor is beyond compare, please start chat room once in week like ur friend mr ramesh damani with ur millons of fan . i just can't forget once u said in cnbc "good stock is like beautiful girl there are always in demand".hahahaha
HANKER IS REALLY A BIG HARAMI....HE CHEATS INNOCENT PEOPLE LIKE ME...AND TELL THEM NOT TO BUY SHARES AT 7000 MARK AND NOW HE IS SAYING THAT HE IS SEEING 490% UPSIDE FROM 14000 LEVEL...
this is a fake rakesh jhunjhun site
Congratulations, Mr. Rakesh Jhunjhunwala. You have joined the bandwagon of millions of idols that we have in India. How about Jhunjhunwala Temple? You may want to start working on a nice statue of yourself.
Shankar saala is Rakesh ki G....mein ghus gayaa hai...isi liye yeh rakesh Jhunjhuna raha hai....he's not a bull he's a bhainsa.....paakhandee
@ashvin ... abey chaman.... sabko pata hai ki ye fake site hai ... tune batake kya ukhad liya bey??
I think Shankar sharma rocks.
SHANKAR "THE FOX" SHARMA
Guys you people must have lost your mind. i would have never posted on this persons blog, but i see a lot of non-sense being spread about me.
in any case let me reveal a bit surprise for you all. i have not short positions. yes you read it. I HAVE NOT BEARISH POSITIONS IN MY PORTFOLIO.
i challenge all you idiots. if the markets dont come down to 10,000 - 10,500 levels then i change my name to what ever.
BBYE JOKERS !!!
Guys you people must have lost your mind. i would have never posted on this persons blog, but i see a lot of non-sense being spread about me.
in any case let me reveal a bit surprise for you all. i have not short positions. yes you read it. I HAVE NOT BEARISH POSITIONS IN MY PORTFOLIO.
i challenge all you idiots. if the markets dont come down to 10,000 - 10,500 levels then i change my name to what ever.
BBYE JOKERS !!!
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