OK, now this is height of invasion of privacy.
Simply the Intelligence Failures are increasing day by day.
But don’t worry people; I am immediately Increasing Security Across The Border.
First it was Forbes Magazine.
Now everyone else is behind me and my Secret Journal.
A few days later Hindustan Times found out about my Secret Journal and my Secret Tweets.
Then it was OPEN Magazine detailing my happy experiences as a family man.
Now it’s OUTLOOK Magazine calling me a piquant puncher.But why do these JOURNALISTS not get that mine is a Secret JOURNAL and not a Secret DIARY?! Eh!
It’s a conspiracy I tell you, but you people should read about me in these magazines immediately.
A big Thank You to Hindustan Times, OPEN and Outlook !
I am happy that I gave them the chance to cover my scintillatingly great life. No wonder I am great.
