And now….Bow down.
I bought something today. I shall have it DIPPED IN DIAMONDS. Soldered with Gold and encased in Platinum.
What did I buy?
It’s the WORLD’S LARGEST TRUMPET BABY!!!
I am the bandmaster leading HARISH BAND which plays ‘EMOSIONAL ATYACHAR’ from DEV D for the SOLE REASON OF BLOWING MY OWN HORN!!!
But why?
But why?
It’s because the new list of the World’s Richest People from Forbes is out (yes those same guys who talk about my Secret Journal )
Once again I am on the list. It isn’t a big deal for me. I am on this list every year. I’ve even proved mathematically how I’m richer than 99.99% of humanity.
But there’s a slight difference.
I Am No Longer The World’s 1062nd Richest Man 
That’s Because I’m Now The World’s 937th Richest Man !
That’s right!! Do not even by mistake refer to me henceforth as the World’s 1062nd Richest Man, I don’t know who that guy is, screw him! Because I certainly am NOT the World’s 1062nd Richest Man. I have never even heard of the World’s 1062nd Richest Man!!!
I shall gracefully accept your Congratulations, good wishes and take a bow.
Tonight there shall be an epic celebration in the Jhunjhunwala household .I’m taking Rekha, Nishtha and The J Twins out for dinner and by that I mean I’m buying another restaurant.
Party time people!!!!!
This Is Rakesh Jhunjhunwala
The World’s 1062nd 937th Richest Man.
