Bow down.
I bought something today. I shall have it DIPPED IN DIAMONDS. Soldered with Gold and encased in Platinum.
What did I buy?
It’s the WORLD’S LARGEST TRUMPET BABY!!!
I am the bandmaster leading HARISH BAND which plays ‘EMOSIONAL ATYACHAR’ from DEV D for the SOLE REASON OF BLOWING MY OWN HORN!!!
But why?
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But why?
It’s because the new list of the World’s Richest People from Forbes is out (yes those same guys who talk about my Secret Journal )
Once again I am on the list. It isn’t a big deal for me. I am on this list every year. I’ve even proved mathematically how I’m richer than 99.99% of humanity.
But there’s a slight difference.
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That’s Because I’m Now The World’s 937th Richest Man !
That’s right!! Do not even by mistake refer to me henceforth as the World’s 1062nd Richest Man, I don’t know who that guy is, screw him! Because I certainly am NOT the World’s 1062nd Richest Man. I have never even heard of the World’s 1062nd Richest Man!!!
I shall gracefully accept your Congratulations, good wishes and take a bow.
Tonight there shall be an epic celebration in the Jhunjhunwala household .I’m taking Rekha, Nishtha and The J Twins out for dinner and by that I mean I’m buying another restaurant.
Party time people!!!!!
This Is Rakesh Jhunjhunwala
The World’s 1062nd 937th Richest Man.