The Secret Journal of Rakesh Jhunjhunwala: Hey There! Jhunjhunwala Is Using Twitter

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Hey There! Jhunjhunwala Is Using Twitter

Have you people heard of TWITTER?

If your answer is NO then all you need to know is that I invented twitter.

If your answer is YES then know this I am currently hunting for an Indian company that provides IT support to twitter so that I can invest in it.

I have always said this “To Blog Is Human But To Tweet Is Divine”.

Twitter Is Fun

Twitter Is Young

Twitter Is Hip

Twitter Is Trendy

Twitter Is Zip

Twitter Is Cool

Twitter is the voice of Generation X or Generation Y or Generation Z or whichever generation we’re in right now.

Twitter Is Awesome.

More importantly when star of hit film Neal N Nikki-the amazing super cool dude great man fantastic multi action iconic superstar Uday Chopra,that’s right I said Uday Chopra has his own twitter account and more than 7000 people follow his tweets then all I can think is :-

Hey what do I have to do become even more famous than I already am? I mean I’m already a billionaire, the world’s 1062^nd richest man, India’s most famous investor, master company controller, chief of the Brothers Of Equity, father of twin children and the Biggest BULL on the Indian markets among other things.

I already have a blog where I tell people that ‘I Always Knew That I Was Going To Be Rich. I Never Doubted It For A Minute ©’. If anyone else uses this line then I will find you, hunt you down if you hide from me, kill you ,chop you, slash you ,pound you,slice,mash,thrash and bash your bones. Burn your entire body into the decomposite refuse of a Chinese sweatshop industry and feed your ashes to a pack of hungry wild dogs after which I’ll once again burn their poop and scatter those ashes into the universe by mounting what’s left of your pathetic line stealing hell bound carcass on the next NASA space shuttle which will then disperse it into the infinite cosmos---got that? The name is Bhai, Rakesh Bhai.

Or I’ll do what Uday Chopra has done and tweet about it on twitter.

Rakesh Jhunjhunwala is now on twitter, that’s right the coolest man on the planet is doing the coolest thing on the planet.

Twitter is different from my blog because when it comes to twitter ‘I Always Knew That I Was Going To TWEET About Being Rich. I Never Doubted It For A Minute”

Ladies and Gentleman, Get Ready, RJ on twitter is even more dangerous than RJ on Blogger. Just check out my twitter page and see all my famous and infamous friends chilling out with me.