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Sunday, October 21, 2012

Robert Vadra's 'I Want Horse!'



This following conversation occurred this past week :

Digvijay Singh: Hello All! We are gathered here today to discuss important things. Let us begin!
Robert Vadra: I WANT HORSE!

Digvijay: Err…Ladies and Gentleman we must do something about this Arvind Kejriwal.He is exposing all of us one by one.
Gadkari: I KNOW ! Look what he did. He exposed me!This is what happens when people google ‘Kejriwal Exposes Gadkari’

  
Khurshid: Dude that is disgusting!
Gadkari: YOU SHUT UP YOU SECULAR DIPSHIT! My bank account is well irrigated you asshole! I don’t need to go after the blind people like you!
Khurshid: SUCK MY BALLS YOU COMMUNAL DOG! I WILL SPILL YOUR BLOOD!
Vadra: I WANT HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A.Raja: Arre yaar! Why you people doing the tension? Look at me.2G Scam made me 1, 53,000 crores.I only spent 2 years in jail. Now I am out on bail partying in DMK Constituencies like Madurai!
Sharad Pawar: WE MUST UNITE! WE MUST Unite against Kejriwal before he exposes us all. Let us expose him instead. He has become a problem. We must do something!
Kalmadi: But what can we do? As it is they are not allowing me to continue my good work by recontesting Indian Olympic Association elections! All my CWG work will go down the drain now.
VADRA: I WANT HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
DIGVIJAY: What we must do is Unite against Kejriwal.Kejriwal is an insect in our plans. He is a bloody fly. Flying around and infecting the minds of the people. He spreads lies and calls it the truth. This shitty fly and his maggots have started an India Against Corruption.
They are even making a film on this dangerous Makkhi.



Pawar: I agree. As the most expert corruptician I think we must unite against India against Corruption.Kejriwal is from India against corruption and we are against India against Corruption. Therefore from now on we are Indians Against India Against Corruption. It is decided.

GADKARI:AGREED!
VADRA: I WANT HORSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Digvijay: YOU STUPID BASTARD! FROM THAT TIME YOU ARE SCREAMING YOU WANT A HORSE.WHY THE FU#K DO YOU WANT A HORSE YOU 0% BASTARD?!!
VADRA: BECAUSE I WANT TO DO THIS! 

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