Indore: 32 year old Shyam Gupta,a resident of Indore today sued famed Megastar Legendary Investor, Rakesh Jhunjhunwala for being too awesome.
Sri
Sri Sri Dr. Dr. Dr Jhunjhunwala who is known to be awesome and humble was
surprised to see the summons from Indore High Court but declined to comment
instead deciding to "Beat the living shit out of Mr. Gupta” the next time
he sees him. Gupta as we now hear has applied for Z category protection.
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| Legendary Investor Rakesh Jhunjhunwala seen here doing |
awesomeness based hand signs in this photo
Well
known Lawyer and Legal Expert Ram Jethmalani who is representing Gupta told
reporters "Mr. Jhunjhunwala is simply too awesome. His level of
awesomeness is simply not permitted on our planet.He is committing an illegal act
by being too AWESOME. We therefore request the government to ban him and all
his awesomeness. I mean it is affecting normal people like you and me. Now everyone
wants to be awesome like Mr.Jhunjhunwala but arrey! How it can happen like
that?"
Environment
research nut Sunita Narain said in connection to the issue “Rakesh Jhunjhunwala
has been radiating way more than permitted levels of awesomeness. Our
awesomeness measuring devices or awesome-o-meters are all breaking due to his
awesomeness overloading our systems!Therefore the government must tell the Executive to tell the CBI to tell the Intelligence Bureau to tell the State
Police to tell Mr.Jhunjhunwala to reduce his awesomeness or else the Earth will
spin off its axis due to a steep increase in the Awesomeness Average Index or
the AAI.”
Responding
on behalf of Jhunjhunwala,Rare Enterprises employee Niraj Dalal said "This
is all bogus nonsense. We here at Rare just monitored Rakesh Sir's awesomeness
last week and it is perfectly within acceptable levels. Rakesh sir is so
awesome that even though he produces extra awesomeness he stores it in a
humongous godown above Pizzeria restaurant."
Asked
if this could all be an insider conspiracy by someone at Rare, Niraj commented
"It is entirely possible someone here at Rare like Rajiv Agarwal who has
the World's scariest haircut is encouraging people like Gupta to file faltoo
cases against Rakesh sir"
Rajiv
Agarwal or Mini-J was unable for comment.
