Sunday, June 10, 2012

Man sues Rakesh Jhunjhunwala For Being Too Awesome

Indore: 32 year old Shyam Gupta,a resident of Indore today sued famed Megastar Legendary Investor, Rakesh Jhunjhunwala for being too awesome.

Sri Sri Sri Dr. Dr. Dr Jhunjhunwala who is known to be awesome and humble was surprised to see the summons from Indore High Court but declined to comment instead deciding to "Beat the living shit out of Mr. Gupta” the next time he sees him. Gupta as we now hear has applied for Z category protection.

Legendary Investor Rakesh Jhunjhunwala seen here doing

awesomeness based hand signs in this photo


Well known Lawyer and Legal Expert Ram Jethmalani who is representing Gupta told reporters "Mr. Jhunjhunwala is simply too awesome. His level of awesomeness is simply not permitted on our planet.He is committing an illegal act by being too AWESOME. We therefore request the government to ban him and all his awesomeness. I mean it is affecting normal people like you and me. Now everyone wants to be awesome like Mr.Jhunjhunwala but arrey! How it can happen like that?"

Environment research nut Sunita Narain said in connection to the issue “Rakesh Jhunjhunwala has been radiating way more than permitted levels of awesomeness. Our awesomeness measuring devices or awesome-o-meters are all breaking due to his awesomeness overloading our systems!Therefore the government must tell the Executive to tell the CBI to tell the Intelligence Bureau to tell the State Police to tell Mr.Jhunjhunwala to reduce his awesomeness or else the Earth will spin off its axis due to a steep increase in the Awesomeness Average Index or the AAI.”

Responding on behalf of Jhunjhunwala,Rare Enterprises employee Niraj Dalal said "This is all bogus nonsense. We here at Rare just monitored Rakesh Sir's awesomeness last week and it is perfectly within acceptable levels. Rakesh sir is so awesome that even though he produces extra awesomeness he stores it in a humongous godown above Pizzeria restaurant."

Asked if this could all be an insider conspiracy by someone at Rare, Niraj commented "It is entirely possible someone here at Rare like Rajiv Agarwal who has the World's scariest haircut is encouraging people like Gupta to file faltoo cases against Rakesh sir"

Rajiv Agarwal or Mini-J was unable for comment.

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