There are
people who say “ALWAYS GIVE
A 100 %” in whatever endeavors you undertake. I’ll tell these people right now that they are
wrong! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG and more WRONG Dammit! Whatever I say is right and right
now I am saying that one must never give a 100%. Rather they must always give
25%.
This is why
I made an announcement recently that I intend to give 25% of my wealth away
towards charity and the betterment of society.
I mean I
have so much money that even Mukesh Ambani
borrows from me. Who do you think keeps Reliance's shares on the BSE Sensex
huh? So 25 percent is not going to affect me much. I can buy this whole planet, this whole solar system, this whole galaxy
and if needed the entire universe if I wanted with the remaining 75% and still
have enough cash to lead the high rolling,
stake holding, gold bearing, diamond owning, yacht sailing, jet riding, snow skiing, Rolls racing, Helicopter flying, Samosa eating, booze guzzling, red carpet
pimping, Note crunching Legendary Investor life that I already lead....RIGHT.
But
this 25 percent will make a difference in the lives of those who need it. I am
glad that in a country where poverty is a way of life 1 super awesome fantastic
human being jumped forth from the drudgery of the melancholy of society to
herald a beacon of kindness and philanthropy to the multitudes of poverty
thereby inspiring even the inspired to a state of giving.
I am the giver of givers, the kindest of the kind,
the coolest of the cool, the awesomest of the awesome and the humblest of the
humble! Oh glorious day! I make myself spill tears of joy at the sheer ecstatic
pleasurable benevolence of my supremely supreme wonderful mega giving nature.
But why 25%? Why not 24%
or 26% or even 47.876543901353749407153380245731%??????
The answer is simple. Marvel at the
mathematical precision of this wonderful percentage called 25. For starters
take a look at this picture of Rakhi Sawant:
Now look at Rakhi
Sawant's CHEST AREA WITH 25 % EXTRA.
This clearly
demonstrates the power of 25 percent. Nonetheless for the sake of convenience I
shall re-explain.
Here is Anil
Kapoor with normal percentage of Chest Hair:
Now look at Anil
Kapoor with 25% EXTRA CHEST HAIR.
Still don't
get it? Then this will make things even clearer. Forget Anil Kapoor; now look
at Sonam Kapoor with normal chest hair:
Now look at Sonam Kapoor with 25% EXTRA CHEST
HAIR.
See! This is why 25% is such a magical figure and it is by philanthropy-izing alone that a suitable tribute can be paid to this wonderfully wonderful harmony of numerals juxtaposed into a percentage syntax.
Now watch
and listen to this mega danceable song from ‘Heyy Babyy’ which also has 25% more!
