My Bullish personality was something I was born with. The talent has run rampant on the Markets for the past 2 and a half decades spreading like a blazing inferno devouring a forest doused in the most combustible Petrol truly leading me to be the GOD of the Markets.
However, all this talent was never taken for granted .I sharpened it each second like a knife sharpener slowly and surely grinding the steel of the blade on the leather strop till it became so sharp it would easily slice through anything like a hot knife through butter and I continue to do the same even now.
It's called GENIUS.
But in order to see that which others cannot one must develop the skills needed. For a Bull in the market it's necessary to cut through the BULLSHIT.
The real meaning of what is being said must be inferred. Of course in the realm of politics as in finance the distinction between that which is said and that which the spoken word actually intends to say must be understood.
Take the case of all the political dudes on TV. All yapping their mouths off .What they say is specifically designed to let you from knowing the actuality of the things you ask them.
Take a look at these 8 phrases:
“The matter has been quoted out of context"
What this Bullshit means: Implies there is some unknown context here magically floating around in the atmosphere which only the immense intelligence of the speaker can grasp. Every other layman is a presumed dumbass because he or she has no goddamn clue about the context and how to quote facts and sentences within it. Inevitably leads to the effect that the subject never said anything moronic in the first place and the mistake is entirely the listener's for not being able to perceive the said 'context' properly.
" All allegations are baseless and politically motivated"
Someone accuses you or someone in your party of bribe, murder, rape, stealing, treason, heck - you're at home and your wife says you didn't lower the toilet seat,blare your lungs out and utter the magic phrase "All allegations are baseless and politically motivated"
"We have left the decision to the party high command"
What this Bullshit means: Said when one is asked about a matter requiring an immediate solution. An expert way of not saying "No one in the Party has the balls to take a decision and are too scared to face the consequences of their action if they ever took it" . Hence this sentence fools the listener into thinking the matter at hand is extremely complex requiring the Combined efforts of the party 'High Command' simultaneously conning one into thinking the speaker is a dutiful slave of the party who will follow whatever orders are passed down unto him/ her.
" We will take appropriate action when the time comes"
What this Bullshit means: The question which resulted in this response would have suggested that something must have happened which would require almost immediate action.
This arrangement of words is designed to fool the listener or reader into thinking that no matter how grave the situation, it is not grave enough yet for something to be done by the authority thereby instilling an understanding that an arrangement is in place to deal with the situation but it will not be used till the aforementioned "appropriate " time occurs.
Of course no one will tell you what the appropriate time is but you will continue to be led on to believe that there is one nonetheless .
"It is unfair on your part to say we have done nothing on our part"
This indicates that whatever required doing has been done or is being done. It is your fault and you are a gangrene infested bastard for not noticing that something has been done.
The genius of this response lies in the fact that if you ask what indeed has been done then you stand accused of being an idiot who is unaware hence proving that "your part" is definitely being unfair in not knowing what has been done by "our part"
" We strongly condemn this attack"
What this Bullshit means: Self explanatory genius Indian patented response to both a domestic and a global crisis. Implies a deep sense of empathy and concern but makes no declaration of responsibility owned before the attack and owed after the attack.
2006 Mumbai train blasts
Bomb blasts in Lucknow,Bangalore ,Varanasi,
Hyderabad ,Pune, Etc,etc
Naxal attacks in Chhattisgarh,Orissa ,Jharkhand, Andhra Pradesh
Terrorism in Kashmir
And of course
26/11 Mumbai attacks
Unrest in Egypt
Problems in Syria
Conflict in Afghanistan
Terror in Pakistan
" We strongly condemn this attack"
What This Bullshit means:A super clusterfu*kish statement supposed to imply a variety of possible solutions being discussed by the establishment and the general sense that the best possible one will be enacted after careful consideration. The reality however is that the guys have no clue on how to solve the problem because if they did they'd have already done something by now so they'll say things like "diligence" and "consideration" so that you can continue to think they're on the job and not a bunch of headless chickens prancing around .
" I cannot comment on this issue"
What this Bullshit means: This classic is so legendary that its premise on issues happening and the lack of comments being offered would only lead to the one who expected the comment to bang his or her head against the wall and die of a fractured skull.
Therefore I too will offer no comment as I cannot comment on this issue.
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