Fresh after my pulsating victory over Shankar Sharma in the ET NOW debate. I got this. The following is a letter from Rani Mukherjee.
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Hi!
I’m Rani Mukherjee. Former Best Supporting Actress Filmfare Award winner for critically acclaimed film ‘Kuch Kuch Hota Hai’ dubbed in English as ‘Something Something Happens’ and in Kannada as ‘Yeno Yeno Aagtaide’.In Tamil as ‘Yenno Yenno Aairada’.
I’m here to talk about a recent issue which has been brought to my attention.
You have not seen me on television for the past thirteen months, there’s a reason for that. I’ve been busy. None of my films were available for release earlier.
But after more than a year my new film ‘Dil Bole Hadippa’ is ready for release so I want to say right now that if you see me a lot on television and hear songs from my film on radio and see ads of my new film in the paper, then remember it’s because it’s important.
So I don’t want to be judged by you people and I want to make that very clear right now.
I mean if I have to talk a thousand times about my new film to India’s resident No-Testicled Fat Bastard Rajeev Masand of CNN IBN then it’s my business.
If YashRaj Films feels that they should spend a shitload of money in promoting a film in which I play a sardarji boy who is hidden under a unrecognizable disguise made up of dehydrated crocodile butt hair & romances Kaminey Shahid Kapoor, then I must tell you right now it’s because it’s important.
Some of you may feel that seeing too much of me on every single TV channel (Hindi and English) talking about my film is an overdose. I want to tell you assholes right now that it’s not. Please respect my Promotional rights.
Do you even know the struggles I went through to make this film? Consider this earlier I was a fat woman with loads of adipose tissue around my waist but with the help of a good trainer, right diet and plenty of exercise- NOW I’M A SKINNY BITCH AND MAGICALLY MY BREASTS HAVE GOTTEN BIGGER.
And if the media wants to know how I became a skinny bitch then they have every right to know and if I have to show people my skinny frame in my new film and I choose to appear on ‘Dus Ka Dum’ to promote my film then I will.
You might see a hundred more interviews with me, a thousand more times my new film’s songs being played and a million more questions about my personal life like when I’m getting married and so forth.
Please realize these questions are more important than the life and death of Major Akash. An army Major posted in Kashmir who was shot dead by militants while trying to stop Pakistani terrorists from entering India just 2 days ago.
So I Appeal To All My Fans Not To Blame The Media If They Highlight Major Akash’s Story Just Once Or Twice And Chronicle My Struggles From Being A Fat Bitch With Small Breasts To A Skinny Bitch With Big Breasts A Hundred Times .
I am after all one of India’s most well known actresses. If the music channels decide to show me dancing with nothing but a bra on and taking a bath in my new film then remember that it’s to educate young actors about doing what it takes “if the role or script demands it”.
That being said when Mallika Sherawat does it she will continue to be a “slut” and a “prostitute” but when I do it it’s only because I’m a “versatile” actress.
But do not be disheartened ,I promise that if a foreign director ever comes to India and decides to be “inspired” by Major Akash’s life story and makes a film about it and then a Hindi film maker decides to be “inspired” by the original inspiration and makes a Hindi remake ;then I will definitely act in that film and do all it takes to promote highlight Major Akash’s life story with the same intensity which I have displayed in talking about my journey towards becoming a sardarji boy with dehydrated crocodile butt hair/skinny bitch in ‘Dil Bole Hadippa’.
And remember it’s not the media’s fault.
xoxo
Rani Mukherjee.
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